Posted by: doggings | February 22, 2011

The Egyptian’s Rioter’s Remarkable Headwear

Reproduced in full.

Original Message —–

From: Dude
To: Dude’s mates

Sent: Monday, February 21, 2011 7:27 PM
Subject: Fwd: Egyptian Revolution Protective Armour

I don’t often get emails these days which make me laugh out loud inappropriately….

So just to outline here – these are makeshift helmets made by the Egyptians whilst scrapping in their current predicament. I shall guide you through these pieces of registered non standard army kit:

Your classic 1979 ‘Tribottle rag’ helmet – a must in any type of combat

A late 80’s ‘boxhat’. The bloke next to him doesn’t appear too sure of its effectiveness

A renaissance period piece of brickwear teamed with a black and cream scarf. Textbook

Old skool 80’s broken bin helmet. Im not sure that tuna sarnie he is about to lob is gonna cause to much destruction. I personally love the fact he needs to lift it up to see

Textbook saucepaning with lifejacket combo. He’s not taking ANY $hit!!

I literally have no idea what this is.

And the winner by 100 miles. This bloke is going to war with 2 baguettes strapped to his ears and a ham salad roll sellotaped to his forehead. I’d def wanna be behind him if someone lobs a load of bricks at me.

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