Haha courtesy of the Dog’s new favourite site Zero Hedge..
..finally..
..the inner coding of the US’ politics computer program revealed
🙂
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V 1.0 – Bush Senior – Windows 3.1
.
if(approvalRatingPercent < 50)
{
invade($randomEvilCountry);
}
.
Version 2.0 – GWB Junior – Win 98 / XP
.
if(approvalRatingPercent < 50)
if(AmericanIdol.Ratings == ViewershipRatings.Low)
if(economy.Jobless_U1 > 10%)
invade(GetRandomMiddleEastCountry());
.
Version 3.0 – Obama & crew – Win Vista / (J) iPad
function (government.corruption);
{
if(approvalRatingPercent < 50)
if(AmericanIdol.Ratings == ViewershipRatings.Low)
if(economy.Jobless_U1 > 10%)
invade(GetRandomMiddleEastCountry());
else(economy.Blame==Snowstorm.inWinter)
if(approvalRatingPercent >50)
get(StateOfTheUnion.Speech==Iran.AxisOfEvil);
if(StateOfTheUnion.Speech==Iran.AxisOfEvil[selected.Index.value=null])
return(Alert=”Believe me….. We have proof of WMD.”)
if(isNaN);
then(Credibility=0)
}
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