Posted by: doggings | March 16, 2010

The US Government’s World Domination PC Program

Haha courtesy of the Dog’s new favourite site Zero Hedge..

..finally..

..the inner coding of the US’ politics computer program revealed

🙂

/

V 1.0 – Bush Senior – Windows 3.1

.

if(approvalRatingPercent < 50)

{

invade($randomEvilCountry);

}

.

Version 2.0 – GWB Junior – Win 98 / XP

.

if(approvalRatingPercent < 50)

if(AmericanIdol.Ratings == ViewershipRatings.Low)

if(economy.Jobless_U1 > 10%)

invade(GetRandomMiddleEastCountry());

.

Version 3.0 – Obama & crew – Win Vista / (J) iPad


function (government.corruption);

{

if(approvalRatingPercent < 50)

if(AmericanIdol.Ratings == ViewershipRatings.Low)

if(economy.Jobless_U1 > 10%)

invade(GetRandomMiddleEastCountry());

else(economy.Blame==Snowstorm.inWinter)

if(approvalRatingPercent >50)

get(StateOfTheUnion.Speech==Iran.AxisOfEvil);

if(StateOfTheUnion.Speech==Iran.AxisOfEvil[selected.Index.value=null])

return(Alert=”Believe me….. We have proof of WMD.”)

if(isNaN);

then(Credibility=0)

}

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