The US Government’s World Domination PC Program

Haha courtesy of the Dog’s new favourite site Zero Hedge..

..finally..

..the inner coding of the US’ politics computer program revealed

🙂

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V 1.0 – Bush Senior – Windows 3.1

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if(approvalRatingPercent < 50)

{

invade($randomEvilCountry);

}

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Version 2.0 – GWB Junior – Win 98 / XP

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if(approvalRatingPercent < 50)

if(AmericanIdol.Ratings == ViewershipRatings.Low)

if(economy.Jobless_U1 > 10%)

invade(GetRandomMiddleEastCountry());

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Version 3.0 – Obama & crew – Win Vista / (J) iPad

function (government.corruption);

{

if(approvalRatingPercent < 50)

if(AmericanIdol.Ratings == ViewershipRatings.Low)

if(economy.Jobless_U1 > 10%)

invade(GetRandomMiddleEastCountry());

else(economy.Blame==Snowstorm.inWinter)

if(approvalRatingPercent >50)

get(StateOfTheUnion.Speech==Iran.AxisOfEvil);

if(StateOfTheUnion.Speech==Iran.AxisOfEvil[selected.Index.value=null])

return(Alert=”Believe me….. We have proof of WMD.”)

if(isNaN);

then(Credibility=0)

}

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