Posted by: doggings | October 9, 2009

Xmas Gambling Boner

A clear 3 months ahead of the day the inevitable family question appears, like the annual reminder the summer’s over..   “What do you want for Xmas?”

er.. something to make the family xmas boredom pass easier please?

Well, this year the dog’s thinking about getting the gambling kit out and fleecing Grandma out of the family gold, being as “the sky is about to fall in” according to the humans and the yellow stuff is going to get really valuable, apparently we’re talking over 700 bones for an Oz of the stuff soon, and maybe 3 times that eventually.

But the old roulette set is past it’s best now and the pups have eaten all the gambling chips, so  the dogs been browsing the web and likes these a lot..

luxury backgammon set

Luxury Backgammon Boards from a slick (new? – Doggy browsing  didnt show  it up last year)  site called Zontik Games –  www.zontikgames.com

Gran’s a hardcore gambler, mainly poker though as the sly old dog has the straightest  poker jowls you can imagine, like bones wouldn’t melt in her scheming mouth..

So am thinking I’ll buy her this fab little ebony poker set to throw her off guard, the family can buy me the blue backgammon set, then I’ll use them both to extract all available cash from the lot of them in return for putting up with the whole pack’s nonsense for 2 weeks.

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